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I'm Not Dead Yet Tee

I'm Not Dead Yet Tee

100% Cotton Comfy Unisex Tee

$27.00 USD
$27.00 USD $27.00 USD
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Color: White
Size
  • Easy gift for yourself, friends, families, and coworkers.
  • Free shipping over $40
  • Ships within 1 or 2 business days
  • Compostable Package

The Fit

Unisex cut, runs slightly large.. on purpose.

Size down if you want it to sit like a normal tee. Keep your usual size if you're going for the oversized, borrowed-from-a-taller-friend look.

Care

Treat it well and it'll last.

  • Machine wash cold (30°C) with similar colors.
  • Wash inside out to protect the print or embroidery.
  • Do not bleach or soak.
  • Air dry to preserve the quality.

Returns

We’re a small brand, not fast fashion.
Because of this, we generally do not accept returns unless there is a genuine issue with your order.

However, we understand that issues can occasionally occur. If you need to initiate a return request, please refer to our Return&Refund Policy

Product Description

A relatable statement on a tee you’ll want on repeat.

Wear it when life gets weird, hard, funny… or all three at once.
You’re not dead yet.. might as well look good.

  • 100% combed cotton - feels soft and great against the skin.
  • 220GSM - not the flimsy stuff that feels worn out after two washes.
  • Versatile wear - easy for errands, dressed up enough with denim or layers.
  • Ironically uplifting - because honestly, sometimes “I’m Not Dead Yet” is the win.
  • The kind of gift that says 'I saw this and thought of you' - for friends, partners, coworkers, burnout survivors, heartbreak survivors & grandparents with attitude.

Small batch. Once your size sells out, it's gone for a while.

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FAQ

  • Is the quality actually good, or is this another cheap meme shirt?

    This is the right question and we'd rather you ask it upfront. The tees are 220GSM 100% combed cotton with a cut that holds its shape after washing.

  • What occasions would I realistically wear this?

    More than you'd think. Errands. Coffee shop WFH days. Dog walks. Travel days — airports are a lot. Casual Fridays. Post-work grocery runs.

  • What's the tee's fit?

    Unisex cut, runs slightly large on purpose. Size down if you want it to sit like a normal tee. Keep your usual size if you're going for the oversized, borrowed-from-a-taller-friend look. Either way, full sizing chart's on the product page.

Club Members IRL

Why SAYLESS CLUB?

SAYLESS CLUB makes minimal moodwear for socially drained people, quiet humor lovers, overthinkers, dog parents, foodies, and anyone who wants their outfit to say the thing for them.

Our pieces are easy to wear, easy to gift, and made in small batches.